Ohhhhhhhh

Yes, that was the sound of me browsing a certain social networking website the other evening. I’ve found that social networking websites are an easy way of meeting girls. I’m not sure why it is, but for some reason girls seem to be more open on those websites than a two dollar hookers legs. I don’t know if I can find an easier way of finding girls than on social networking websites.

You can browse through all the girls in your particular network and determine who you just wouldn’t be compatible.

30? Off the list.
Crazy, liberal, vegan goth? Goodbye.
Lack of tramp stamp? Cut.
Overweight? Lose her.

I’m sure you are picking up what I’m laying down. So it was the other night as I was running a quick search on a particular social networking website for girls who were single, between the ages of 18 and 29 and happened to be looking for something. I happened across an attractive blonde who seemed to fit most of the categories. I’d give her about a 7 on a scale of 10. No where near my finest score, but still would have been worth the effort of a few clicks. I zeroed in on some of her photos. A couple of tattoos here and there that just screamed total slut and I figured that this would be so simple.

And then, I had that Ohhhhhhh moment. As I was examining a photo of her tramp stamp (which was one of those awful tribal designs that only mean, “Target”), I did a double take and just went Ohhhhhhh before closing out of her page. In the background of her photo was the picture of a baby sitting in a high chair reaching out for his mother who happened to be showing off her tramp stamp for the camera.

Single mother, under the age of 30, tramp stamp, small child in the photo; total slut. She probably has daddy issues too.