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  • Vocabulary Lesson

    Posted on March 17th, 2009 The Educator No comments

    Bro·ti·ni [bro-tee-nee]

    -noun

    A martini that is being consumed by a man.

    Dude, is Tim drinking a brotini??? Fag…

     

    Bro-Code Notification:  A man must never drink a martini in public.  Or in private.  Unless you are James Bond.  And you’re not.  To do so will induce harassment by fellow bros, generally being referred to as being “gay”.  A man must never enter a martini bar except for the sole purpose of gaining female companionship, in which case the available female:male ratio must meet/exceed 2:1.  In which case the man may follow, but must drink pre-approved man-drinks, and has one hour to convince female party-goers  to transition to an approved “bro-stablishment.”  Otherwise, phone numbers should be exchanged for future rendez-vous, and the quest to gain some Tang must continue elsewhere.  If a man is caught ordering a fruit-flavored martini (e.g. “apple-tini”), said man will have his manhood revoked, all accompanying bro-status stripped, and live a life of solitude knowing he has lost all respect from his fellow bros.  Castration optional/suggested/preferred.