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Regarding the Law of Large Numbers
Posted on March 26th, 2009 No commentsNow, despite what he may think at times, I rarely disagree with Ted. Mostly, I do it because it generally amuses me and those around me. There are a few topics, however, on which we will always fundamentally disagree, but that is a conversation for another time.
From a female perspective, despite Bro status, I have a few comments, addendums, if you will, regarding the list of top places to find and talk to single girls.
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The Hardware store: Be cautious upon your approach. If a female is at a hardware store, she is not the kind of pathetic needy chick who will acquiesce to any ill thought out line. If she was, she would most likely have called someone else to fix whatever it was, and would not be there in the first place. She is likely there because she doesn’t need someone else to assist her and can handle herself. Therefore, some line such as ‘call me if you need anything’ won’t work in this situation. She can probably nail your nuts to the wall in a way you won’t like. Now, if she has an ‘I’m lost and I don’t know what I am doing and I might cry in a second if someone doesn’t help me’ look on her face, go for it. Just be warned- she might be a bit too needy and might not go away when you want her to.
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Sex and the City Movie Showing: I never saw it. I refused. In any event, chick flicks have potential, if you select the correct one. This will require a bit of reading up before you try it. Only pick movies that are not man-hater movies. This will guarantee getting shut down. Sappy movies that have a happy ending, especially if the lead character was swept off her feet by the guy that she thought was an ass in the beginning are what you are looking for. These movies make single women looking for a man hopeful and forgiving of initial flaws.
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Massachusetts: This is the greatest state in the Union. Ted must have been ‘eating a sandwich’ when he wrote his comments. The least among women in Massachusetts are far greater than any other, just because of where they were raised. If you want to find an awesome chick- go to Massachusetts.
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Speed Dating Event: This is a good idea. See? I told you I don’t always disagree with Ted. Although, the quality of most women you might find there is questionable. I suppose it would depend on the location. Ok, I guess I sort of agree with Ted.
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Divorce Attorney’s Office: Women getting divorced are hurt, angry, and jaded, or have come to the conclusion that men are simply worthless assholes. Beware.
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