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General Sickness
Posted on March 10th, 2009 3 commentsJust a little tip, if you ever feel like you are coming down with the flu because you made out with a girl who ended up getting the flu the next day, don’t tell your best friend that you are not a whore even if they call you one. This could lead to a discussion of how many girls you have slept with, and it won’t be pretty because you will end up forgetting at least two if not four of them.
3 responses to “General Sickness”
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I now have evidence that you are a whore. I win.
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Another little tip: Don’t make out with a girl, contract her flu, and then pass it to your friend. This may lead to said friend becoming allergic to you.
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Jen, I agree, not because of the number, but because after multiple conversations with you, and the number changing 4 times, he was still confused. This was an elongated Barney moment for Ted.
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