Been down that road before…

A wise man once said, there are only two reasons to ever date a girl again; implants.

However, there are still some deal-breakers that you must be weary of in case said girl does in fact get implants.

• She has a kid: While her new ‘kids’ are the talk of the town, her whiney little brat is not. Nothing says ‘Goodbye’ quite like a two year old jumping on the bed in the middle of the night.
• Cuddle factor: Being that you were once in a relationship with this girl, it might seem okay to cuddle with her instead of kicking her out of your apartment. NO! On the contrary, this could not be a bigger mistake. The only thing that cuddling says is, “Do you want to sit under a blanket on the couch, watch ‘The Notebook’ and not get some?” I didn’t think so.
• She still won’t give it up: Just because the package is a couple pounds heavier, it isn’t a better package if you still can’t open it. That is like going to a bar and not being able to drink a beer; japan and not meeting some awesome stripper that is also a member of the gymnastics team; a wedding and not being able to sleep with one of the bridesmaids. You get the idea. It isn’t worth it.

So if you were thinking about getting back together with that girl simply because she has some new attributes, think again. With the number of girls who are getting implants these days, recent polls have shown that 42.3% of women between the ages of 19 and 26 have implants, you are bound to find another one who you haven’t dated before.