Vocabulary Lesson

Bro·ti·ni [bro-tee-nee]

-noun

A martini that is being consumed by a man.

Dude, is Tim drinking a brotini??? Fag…

Bro-Code Notification:  A man must never drink a martini in public.  Or in private.  Unless you are James Bond.  And you’re not.  To do so will induce harassment by fellow bros, generally being referred to as being “gay”.  A man must never enter a martini bar except for the sole purpose of gaining female companionship, in which case the available female:male ratio must meet/exceed 2:1.  In which case the man may follow, but must drink pre-approved man-drinks, and has one hour to convince female party-goers  to transition to an approved “bro-stablishment.”  Otherwise, phone numbers should be exchanged for future rendez-vous, and the quest to gain some Tang must continue elsewhere.  If a man is caught ordering a fruit-flavored martini (e.g. “apple-tini”), said man will have his manhood revoked, all accompanying bro-status stripped, and live a life of solitude knowing he has lost all respect from his fellow bros.  Castration optional/suggested/preferred.

Vocabulary Lesson: Brosition

Bro·si·tion [broh-zĭsh'ən]
-verb
the act of flirting with or propositioning another man.

You were getting brositioned by the dude from the mailroom.
Never brosition me.

Vocabular Lesson: Moogar

Moo·gar [moo-ger]
-noun, plural -gars
a woman who would be considered a cougar if she were to loose roughly 50-200 pounds.

Damn, looks like you were getting hit on by that moogar.
Remember that time when you went home with that moogar?